the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
In America we eat man semen.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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