Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
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we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
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i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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