I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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