Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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