So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
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why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
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And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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