my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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