Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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