I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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