I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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