And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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