She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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