Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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