I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
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At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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