When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
