youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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