He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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