That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I need a burrito and a hug.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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