He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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