If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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