that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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