Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
The uberlube is also flammable
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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