i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
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Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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