Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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