Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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