In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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