Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
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My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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