He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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