I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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