you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
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Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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