I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
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I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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