She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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