How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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