i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
