Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
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