her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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