...so i touched it.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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