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I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.

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Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.

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(845): I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell. (845): Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts. http://tfl.nu/04jv

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.

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(612): I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling. http://tfl.nu/2ybr

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(585): View more from New York

you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish

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(585): you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish http://tfl.nu/f18y

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well

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(401): its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well http://tfl.nu/qkzl

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(646): View more from New York

You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.

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(646): You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward. http://tfl.nu/aqj7

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(319): View more from Iowa

just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...

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(319): just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa... http://tfl.nu/k3oe

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(816): View more from Missouri

votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads

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(816): votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads http://tfl.nu/utdd

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(819): View more from Quebec

I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.

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(819): I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened. http://tfl.nu/vyw7

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(636): View more from Missouri

it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.

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(636): it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa. http://tfl.nu/cslo

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.

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(603): After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe. http://tfl.nu/65wu

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.

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Did someone catch you and fuck you?

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(828): I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes. (1-828): Did someone catch you and fuck you? http://tfl.nu/onw1

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(786): View more from Florida

Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.

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Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?

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I insist.

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(786): Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted. (1-786): Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat? (786): I insist. http://tfl.nu/nbuf

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(773): View more from Illinois

things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.

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(773): things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear. http://tfl.nu/iuyq

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(573): View more from Missouri

Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.

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(573): Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid. http://tfl.nu/npnk

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates

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(774): I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates http://tfl.nu/tc5h

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