Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
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Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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