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• (804): View more from Virginia

  You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"

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• (407): View more from Florida

  So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina

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• (951): View more from California

  We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.

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• (518): View more from New York

  if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok

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  totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr

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