why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
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I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Congratulations! We have a period
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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