I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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