i always forget guys have bellybuttons
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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