I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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