My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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