we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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