Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
