Well douche your snatch and let's go!
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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