Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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