Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Brb crying the tears of my youth
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize
