Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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