I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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