Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
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He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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