Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
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The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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