The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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