id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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