hotel room ftw
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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