I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
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I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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