the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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