So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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