How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
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Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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